Short Stuff

She may not be as tall as a person of average height
but she can carry objects with a heavy weight
When she sees a child of ages 3 or 4
her eyes are as wide as a boar
with her sweetly adored glance
of a baby that can dance
She may look like Chad Kroeger
with a short dirty blond hair
but she ain't no bugger
just make sure you don't stare
for too long
She may have done some things wrong
with fights and all
but she defends for her friends afterall
She and I are the jokers of our class
but we don't make asses
of ourselves. I wrote this for you Man
Let's drink as much beer as we can
before we get in trouble
Well, make it double
When we think Doctor Who
we say WOO HOO!!
David Tennant may make us squee...
but at least we don't sing with glee
We both dated a guy named Chris
and no... not Darren Criss
nor Chris Colfer Chris
Diss or Piss
I hope they don't think I did it on purpose
And please - They're no Jack Harkness
and Ianto Jones
nor are they Janto
If you think we're not cool
then you are a fool